a lesson in life....

MEANING:
The past tense of the word "pwn," which means "to kick the ass of (an opponent)."

History:
Owned mispelled

USAGE:
Pwned is often said to an individual's lesser opponent after the greater person or team has defeated his enemy.

Can also be used when verbal superiority is shown in an arguement, for instance, on a video or computer game message board/forum.

"My archers pwned your wyvern, noob."

"Clan AIC just pwned you mother fuckers."

from urban dictionary

Okay, so that answers one question except for gary's sudden urge for materialistic items obtained through what appears to be the need of a shoping spree of some sort.... and reading your wish list, I can't help but wonder where all that money is going to come from.... (looks over shoulder to see if wallet is still there, finds sister looking through it, gives dirty look, get one returned, continues to type and eat laugh at stupid story made up in five seconds of a series of events that never took place).

Okay, so Gunz the Duel is the online game and matchu, if your reading this, I understood you as the older, maturer spirtual guider who tried to teach us the good things in life and tell us what to do and not to do, but the fact that your comment suggests interest in addictive online gaming that's not good for the eyes/ souls/ and homework (unless you on an lcd screen defeating people who are horrible in real life and have already finished you homework) then I think that something is seriously wrong here.... and gary is to blame, GARY AND SOLELY GARY.....

Yeah, um gary... you can tell when some one is about to stab you with a dagger by the momentary pause and it is very easy to just step to one side, let them pass you, then turn arround and shoot them to death as the try to recover from their miss (or if you have a sword, dash or press shift to block).

So I went to the YMCA, killed my self, came home and realised how hard it is to wash you hair with shampoo when your arms feel like jello, it was the strangest thing, it was kind of fun, because if felt like i was drunk but i was infact sober so i felt every piece of pain possible. Also found out how much pain you can unintentionally by pass, stretching to touch my toes on the ground and my hand had gone past them and since i was to busy looking at the very well toned lady beside me, i held it for a long time. That is until i came to my senses and realised how much pain I was actually was in. So the morale of this story? Athletic women have some of the most beautiful bodies....

So on another note, I'm actually being stupidly open in this blog now. With my farting thing and the paragraph above and how yesterday two girls made me go to kennedy station and back to warden just so that I can entertain them with their funny stupidity.... It was the most pointless thirty minutes of my life that was that long because the train stopped for ten minutes. I don't know whether i had fun or saddness that I don't find too many things funny in this world.... these same people cornered me today and almost beat me up for almost saying no to wasting/spending my time with them again....

a: "sorry we're taken"
b: "oh yeah? you wanna take this outside?"
a: "we are outside"
b: "so your saying thats taken too?"