Oh where or where to begin, with good news or bad news? Might as well go chronological!
Last Saturday I went to the South Asian Alliance Show, and went as part of University of Scarborough’s Spirit team. That ended up happening because I couldn’t initially go to the show, but when the day cleared up, my high school buddies called me up to see if I was going and that they were buying tickets right then. So I ended up going to the show as part of the UTSC spirit team, which is basically where all 14 participating universities had people come who weren’t participating in the stage performance sat with their respective universities and had to both cheer and perform a special intro cheer right before the stage performance. The UTSC theme this year was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the cheer we had to do (which me and my friend from waterloo learned in the lobby of the Hershey’s Centre) was us unwrapping larger chocolate bars with university names on it singing “whose got the golden ticket” as if we were Oompa Loompas. Suffice to say, the winning golden wrapper was in the UTSC bar, and the one minute cheer went straight to a Willy Wonka themed Bollywood dance off. Did I mention this is a competition, which is judged? Waterloo won I think like 9 of the 19 awards, including the top award of Best Performance. Their theme was university life, with the different styles and themes within south Asian culture split up to represent the different faculties. They definitely had the best funding, and the best usage of props and stage sets, which made for a good show, but sad competition. York was second with a Super Mario theme, which curiously University of Toronto Mississauga campus also did. Third was McMaster, which did a take on the movie Night at the Museum. Others worth mentioning is Western's Mafia movie theme performance, where their cheer was a trailer of sorts, UTSG did… I can’t seem to remember for the life of me… I just remember UTSC people feeling depressed for not winning anything (we should’ve won best spirit team). It was a fun 5+ hours of pure exhaustion (we cheered louder then most, and led the entire group a lot of times since we were in the middle). Also, there were so many hot brown girls and not enough guys to watch them, so a great sight everywhere!
So that was Saturday… Sunday was spent making pancakes with me and my cousin since we woke up at 8am somehow. It wasn’t my first time making pancakes, but I botched the batch since I couldn’t find a whisk, and used an electric mixer instead. In my stupidity, I used it in a shallow bowl and ended up ejecting a good portion of the egg yolk. Too hungry and lazy to start over, I went ahead and made them. I messed up again because I left the heat too high in the pan which caused the pancakes to burn easily, so I lowered it. Well, instead of lowering it and waiting for heat to dissipate, i went ahead and made the last bunch. Now, if you want to not burn things, you put them in lower heat, or you put if for less time. I chose the latter, and resulted in undercooked pancakes. Luckily, maple syrup masks all… too well….. My cousin was too hungry, and nice to complain, so that was that…..
For him at least (dah dah daaaaaaaaaaaaah)
The rest of the day was spent with me, my cousin, my sister, and three other cousins taking a cousin a newly arrived cousin from France shopping with us at Orfus Rd, to which I have never been to personally but is the outlet street for Urban Planet and Stitches and Cosa Blanka and wherever else girls show (they got tops for $5!?!). Last time I apparently met this cousin was 10 years ago, where she was a flower girl with my sister for our aunt’s wedding. Now, this aunt’s youngest sister is getting married, and she’s back. She’s never bought so many close in her life, and neither have I, nor any of the guys there. Hell, it was more then my current wardrobe! How many times can you split $200 into $5 increments? Yeah, exactly. I was hilarious because the French cousin could speak French, German, Italian and Spanish…. but not any English, so we all had to speak Tamil. Which none of us are the greatest in. So I had fun with family that day.
So finally, 4am Monday, I wake up to a stomach ache, go up two flights into the washroom, and throw up, a lot. After four complete upchucks, I rinse my mouth out and tried to sleep on the couch. I ended up up vomiting up four more times, with at least three upchucks each. I don’t think I’ve ever been so dehydrated. So I took two glasses of water. Who the hell throws up water? Its like my body was waiting for me to give it a medium to upchuck. Hell, I threw up some more after that, and there was no more bitter acid taste, just tasteless vomit… which I gagged so hard at one point that half of it came out of my nose… ugh. So a trip to my family doctor (whom I haven’t seen in more then a year) basically asked me what I think I should do, since it was clear what the cause was at this point. I ended up with a liquid diet for the last three days, a shot of gravol injected into my ass (literally) by the doctor so I could actually eat something and survive, and antibiotics since I was coming down with a slight fever. Last three days have been locked in bed, random light vomiting, tasteless food, clothes that I have yet to buy for a wedding on Saturday, and my buddies posting how nice the weather is and how much fun they’re having! SPRING FEVER!
Oh, and my cousin had no problems, so he’s enjoying his march break.